Pong Demotivational Poster
20 YEARS AGO -
SPONGEBOB - No Wonder Our Kids Grow Up To Be Lazy
PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.
REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.
DEAR SPONGEBOB -
THAT SMELLY SMELL.... - ANCHOVIES!
BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED - Turn off the TV. Change into your pajamas. Drink your milk. Go to bed.
1972 - And now you need a video card with its own cooling system
HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK - Somehow, that show doesn't seem so cute any more.
PATRICK! - "Always when I need him, he is not there."
Patrick Starfish -
SPONGEBOB - No wonder our kids are growing up lazy
SPONGE CAT -
BEER PONG - $50 says you still miss
YOUR MAN CARD - It has been taken
LIFE LESSON - You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but... TIMMY! That finger comes one inch closer and you'll be using it as a suppository!
IN THE BEGINNING -
YES HE CAN! - Patrick Star for White House!
Spongebob squarepants -
SPONGEBOB NINJAPANTS - Who else could work endless hours and not crack?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! - who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
COOL SPONGE BOB!!!! - You are a ugly bitch
MENTAL SCARS - they come when you least expect it but once you get them you can not get rid of them
THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT - always happens 10 minutes after you leave.
PATRICK! - Thank God... cuz I thought I was gonna have to go all Jedi on your ass dude!
Patrick & Spongebob -
Patrick & Spongebob -
SQUIDWARD IS EMO! - If he didn't feel CONTEMPT! He'd feel nothing at all.
DON'T BE A SPONGE -
FANCY SPONGE -
IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS - "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be ok." - SBSP
SNOWBOB - Is watching you masturbate up there.
PONG - BETTER THAN GEARS OF WAR ANY DAY
Great Moment -
SPONGEBOB IS NOT GAY - I have photographic evidence of Spongebob trying to catch the pussy.
EVIL SPONGEBOB - He will make you shit bricks.
CRAPPY PATTY -
Common Objects -
WHO DOESN'T - like a good close athletic competition
You need a license? -
HOW MOST PEOPLE -
EITHER WAY - someone's going to have to make purple
SPONGEBOB - He got bored, alright?
BIG action -
SPONG - Heresy - the thinking mans game.
BEER PONG - The leading contributor to party-induced Cerebral Palsy
patrick is the star -
SPONGEBOB - Squished in his pants ...
That logo -
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - WHEN SANDY FLASHES
THE HAPPIEST FACE - I've ever seen on a virgin.
BUBBLES - The underwater cocaine.